What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.

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Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other?

Purranks.

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Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.