What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.

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Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.

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What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41