Who did Alaska vote for?

Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife

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What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?

A: A snowmobile!

What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

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Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

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Why is a physicist's dream vacation in Alaska?

Because of all the cold fission it has.

What do lesbians in Alaska sing?

What would you do ew ew in a Klondike bar.