Who did Alaska vote for?

Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife

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What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

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Meet Patty"

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Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for?

What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA !

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Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.

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Who's there ! Alaska ! Alaska who ?

Alaska my mummy !

How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"?

5-5-2-2."