Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

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What do Eskimos and Tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal!

Why do walruses just love a Tupperware party?

Theyre always on the lookout for a tight seal.

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Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party?

To find a tight seal

What do Eskimos and Tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal!

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Why do walruses just love a Tupperware party?

Theyre always on the lookout for a tight seal.

Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party?

To find a tight seal

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Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy?

A nice tight seal