Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

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What does Tupperware and a sealion have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

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They both like a tight seal!

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Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store?

Because he wanted a tight seal.

Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party?

To find a tight seal

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Theyre always on the lookout for a tight seal.

Why did the walrus goto the tupperware party?

He was looking for a tight seal.

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They both like a tight seal.

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