Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

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What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

Both looking for a tight seal.

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Theyre always on the lookout for a tight seal.

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Because he wanted a tight seal.

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Why did the walrus goto the tupperware party?

He was looking for a tight seal.

Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party?

To find a tight seal

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What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

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