How does a mermaid give a man head?

She blows him out of the water

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Why are gold fish orange ?

The water makes them rusty !

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

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Why did the train go to the brothel?

To blow of a little steam

How did the polish terrorist burn his lips?

Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.

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Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section