How does a mermaid give a man head?

She blows him out of the water

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What do you call a fish out of water?

Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

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What do Hurricane Irene and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.

Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

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How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections