How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

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What do you call a cow that has given birth?

Decalfinated.

What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor day.

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What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

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How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections

How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!