What do STDs and jokes have in common?

They're both easily spread.

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What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd ...Ba da bum chssh

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Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with an STD?

A herpepotamus.

Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.