What do STDs and jokes have in common?

They're both easily spread.

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What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

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Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

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What do you call an STD for homeless people?

Hermit Crabs

What do you call a criminal with an STD?

A herpetrator.