What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

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What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

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What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

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How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

What do you get when... what do you get when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?

a rhetorical answer

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What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

What do you call an Eastern European cashier?

A Checkoutslovakian. (Better said than read)

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What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

How do you stop hearing jokes written for 12 year olds?

Unsubscribe from r/jokes!