What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

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Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

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How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

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What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.

What is a joke that only makes sense in your own regional dialect/accent?

Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."

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What do you call an Eastern European cashier?

A Checkoutslovakian. (Better said than read)

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

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What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.