What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What is the golden rule for cows?

Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!

What does cows say when they want someone to move?

Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve...........

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why is a bear brown?

Because he crawls in his hole during winter.

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.

Why are redditors so bad at "getting" jokes?

this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....