What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

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Why don't Mexicans have BBQs?

Because the beans keep falling through the grill.

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

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How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave.

Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

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How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough?

When the (w)hole job's done.

What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

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What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible