What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why are fish so gullible?

They fall for things hook line and sinker!

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.

How do alien hunters keep from oversleeping?

They SETI their alarm-y