How many downies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Potatoe

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large.

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How many teenage mutant ninja turtules does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. It's a huge problem.

How many Vietnam Vets does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!!! YOU DON'T KNOW!!!

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How many downies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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What did one potatoe say to another?

Dan Quayle wrote this joke.