What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

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What sound does a Turkey make?

coup coup"

What sound does a Hispanic pacman make?

Guac-a Guac-a!