What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

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What do you call it when a woman of the church goes on a secret mission?

Nun of your business

What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

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What sound does a Turkey make?

coup coup"

What's loud and sounds like "apples"?

APPLES!!!*