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What do teenage terrorists drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

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What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

What are Islamic extremists favourite drink?

Smirnoff Isis

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Why are muslim charities the worst to donate to?

Because they are for prophet.

Why aren't there any Muslim feminists?

Pork is haram

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What do you do to an Islamic dog that barks too much?

Musl'im

What do you call someone who just occasionally dabbles in a bit of Islamic fundamentalism?

A Wahhobbyist.

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How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

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What do teenage terrorists drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose

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Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.