Why aren't there any Muslim feminists?

Pork is haram

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Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

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What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

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What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

Why do Muslims hate Reddit?

Haram be everywhere