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How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

Do you even have a permit for this survey?!

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What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

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What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

Do you even have a permit for this survey?!

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

Smirnoff Jokes More Smirnoff Jokes

What do teenage terrorists drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher?

Ground round!

Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam ?

because to him, alcohol is not a solution.

What do you call a muslim, jackie gleason impersonator?

Muhammed muhammed muhammena.

Survey Jokes More Survey Jokes

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

Do you even have a permit for this survey?!

Oregon Jokes More Oregon Jokes

What do you call the armed group in Oregon?

Vanilla Isis.

Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell if a woman is a feminist?

She'll tell you within five minutes.

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.