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How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

Do you even have a permit for this survey?!

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What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

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Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many lazy people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Count for yourself...

How many non-sequiturs does it take to change a light bulb?

Yes

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Why were all the numbers afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

What do you call a Five Guys restaurant in Africa?

3 Guys

Microsoft Jokes More Microsoft Jokes

Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 ate 9.

Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!

2000 Jokes More 2000 Jokes

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE

Trashcan Jokes More Trashcan Jokes

What's worse than finding a baby in a trashcan?

Finding a baby in two trashcans.

What is better than 10 dead babies in a trashcan?

1 dead baby in 10 trashcans.