Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 ate 9.

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Why did microsoft go directly to windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.

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What'd you call this again?

Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 ate 9!!! :D

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What does his wife call it?

Microsoft.

What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

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Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

Why did they skip Windows 9?

Because 7 8 9!