She'll tell you within five minutes.
Tell her she's pregnant.
Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.
Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"
Because he came second.
Cis-tem of a Down
Sometimes the homeless get change.
My cat would be dead before I got 50