Kaiju Jokes

What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.

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Why does Godzilla go to temple?

because he's a kaiju

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What is Godzilla's favorite fruit?

Squash.

What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

Tokyo Jokes More Tokyo Jokes

What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.

What did Sherwock say to Watsun while vacationing in Tokyo?

Well done, old Jap.

Temple Jokes More Temple Jokes

What do you call a person that's not doing anything at a temple?

An idle worshiper.

What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

Rampage Jokes More Rampage Jokes

What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.

Why did the train engineer go on a rampage?

He had a loco-motive.