Kaiju Jokes

What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.

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Why does Godzilla go to temple?

because he's a kaiju

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What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

my zipper!

What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

Temple Jokes More Temple Jokes

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

What do you call a person that's not doing anything at a temple?

An idle worshiper.

Rampage Jokes More Rampage Jokes

Why did the train engineer go on a rampage?

He had a loco-motive.

What do you call a duck on a rampage?

Amok

Tokyo Jokes More Tokyo Jokes

What did Sherwock say to Watsun while vacationing in Tokyo?

Well done, old Jap.

What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.