Kaiju Jokes

What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.

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Why does Godzilla go to temple?

because he's a kaiju

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Temple Jokes More Temple Jokes

Why does Godzilla go to temple?

because he's a kaiju

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

Rampage Jokes More Rampage Jokes

What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.

Why did the train engineer go on a rampage?

He had a loco-motive.

Godzilla Jokes More Godzilla Jokes

What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

What is Godzilla's favorite fruit?

Squash.

Tokyo Jokes More Tokyo Jokes

What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.

What did Sherwock say to Watsun while vacationing in Tokyo?

Well done, old Jap.