Rampage Jokes

What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.

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What do you call a duck on a rampage?

Amok

Why did the train engineer go on a rampage?

He had a loco-motive.

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Why does Godzilla go to temple?

because he's a kaiju

What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you get down from an aerial ladder?

A. You don't get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck.

Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

Loco Motive Jokes More Loco Motive Jokes

Why did the train engineer go on a rampage?

He had a loco-motive.

Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

Tokyo Jokes More Tokyo Jokes

What did Sherwock say to Watsun while vacationing in Tokyo?

Well done, old Jap.

What do you call a japanese homeless guy?

Tokyo Drifter