What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire!

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Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

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What is a double amputee's favorite video game?

League of Leg ends.

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?

Fancy a bite