What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?

A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.

What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.

How do you cook a stoned ham?

420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving

American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you say to a thin American?

Hows the chemotherapy going?

Who lose in the presidential debate?

American.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why did the excluded tree grow?

To be long.

What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto?

Tarzan.

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between yogurt and the US?

Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.