What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

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What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

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What's one thing today that women are better at than men compared to the 1800's?

Gold digging

What's the one thing a woman wants most in this world?

Nothing, she's fine

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What does Professor Xavier say when he wants to be tickled?

tummy, my X-Men!

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OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

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What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

What is the best way to determine if someone is ticklish?

Give them a "test tickle."

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What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!

What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

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What do all 'Tickle Me Elmo' toys receive before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory?

Give it two test-tickles!