Elmo Jokes

What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

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What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory?

Give it two test-tickles!

What did Elmo take before he left the tickle factory?

Two test tickles

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!

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mitosis

Hasbro Jokes More Hasbro Jokes

How does Hasbro test tickle me elmo's?

They have test-tickles.

What do you call someone who's been kicked out of a fraternity?

Hasbro.

Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish."

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

How do u get a pool table to laugh?

tickle its balls.

Testicle Jokes More Testicle Jokes

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

What do giraffes and humans share the same number of?

Testicles.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

Manufacture Jokes More Manufacture Jokes

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.