Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that plays with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

What does a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common?

Either way, someone is losing a trailer.

Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What have you been feeding him?

Me: Egg shells.

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

Square Meal Jokes More Square Meal Jokes

Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.