Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

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Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

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Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

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Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.