Why are magnets so arousing?

They're very attractive.

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What's the difference between a scaffold and a magnet?

A magnet only has two Poles.

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you"

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What do ghosts get when they're aroused?

Booners

Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)