Why are magnets so arousing?

They're very attractive.

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Why is the magnet on medication?

Because it's bipolar

Why did the magnet go to the psychiatrist?

He was bipolar.

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What do ghosts get when they're aroused?

Booners

Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)