What can a cup of coffee and a cow that's had an abortion have in common?

They're both de-calf-inated.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.

Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

Abortion Jokes More Abortion Jokes

Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

What do you call a 16 year old black girl who has had a few abortions?

a crime fighter.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do?

Pee in a cup.

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What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

De-calf-inated