What can a cup of coffee and a cow that's had an abortion have in common?

They're both de-calf-inated.

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Tsarbucks

What kind of coffee does an executioner drink?

Decap

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Because they lactose. Moo

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Fetus Deletus

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The teabag stays longer in the cup.

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The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

De-calf-inated