What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop?

Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What is the oldest red wine?

They took our Land!"

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

Circus Jokes More Circus Jokes

What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

What is the difference between a brothel and a circus?

One is an array of cunning stunts!

Pond Jokes More Pond Jokes

What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.

What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

A: Wet feet.