What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why couldn't Bing start a fire?

No matches founds

What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once?

A trifle!

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

What's North America's most famous red wine?

Give back our land!

Circus Jokes More Circus Jokes

Why dont Egyptian Chefs do well in the circus?

They always fal-afel off the tight rope.

What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

Pond Jokes More Pond Jokes

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

How does a duck swim from one side of the pond to the other?

Very Quackly