What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite I'll show myself out.

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

Circus Jokes More Circus Jokes

Whats the difference between a circus and The Rockettes?

The circus is a cunning array of stunts...

What is the difference between a brothel and a circus?

One is an array of cunning stunts!

Pond Jokes More Pond Jokes

How does a duck swim from one side of the pond to the other?

Very Quackly

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.