What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Who is the most cowardly knight in all the land?

Sir Ender

What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

Circus Jokes More Circus Jokes

Why didn't the shy juggler perform at the circus today?

Because he didn't have the balls!

Whats the difference between a circus and The Rockettes?

The circus is a cunning array of stunts...

Pond Jokes More Pond Jokes

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

How does a duck swim from one side of the pond to the other?

Very Quackly