Valley Girl Jokes

What do valley girls drink?

Soo-Duhh!

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Why are valley girls so odd?

They can't even.

What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth?

Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

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Ink Jokes More Ink Jokes

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

What did the body builder say when he ran out of protein powder mix?

No whey.

Goth Jokes More Goth Jokes

How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth?

Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink?

A "casual tea"

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer?

A dill doe.

Why did Steph Curry cross the road?

Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.

Odd Numbered Group Jokes More Odd Numbered Group Jokes

Why do teenage girls only hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they literally cannot EVEN right now, ugh!

Why do white girls only go out in odd numbered groups?

Because they literally can't even.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

Why wasn't Jesus any good at math?

Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What's a cats most common written thought?

mmmnhhhhgcdddxxdtyyhhbvbbb

What did one potatoe say to another?

Dan Quayle wrote this joke.