Valley Girl Jokes

What do valley girls drink?

Soo-Duhh!

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Why are valley girls so odd?

They can't even.

What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth?

Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

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Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was Luke Skywalker late?

He didn't run, ewok-ed.

Why does Harrison Ford run from Wesley Snipes?

Because he's the Blade Runner.

Odd Numbered Group Jokes More Odd Numbered Group Jokes

Why do young girls go to the restroom in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

Why do girls always walk around in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes !

What do you think you're doing?

the observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"

Ink Jokes More Ink Jokes

Where do Jedi go to get inked?

Tattooine.

Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.