What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

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What did the three holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.

What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube?

Fire in the hole!

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Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

What is a man's ultimate shame?

When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!

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Why does Piglett smell nasty?

He plays with Pooh.

What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.