What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

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What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.

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Whats the difference from a terrorist and a psychopath?

A llahu akbar

How many terrorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, they blew it up already.

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Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?

Because England was discovered before the USA !

What famous chiropodist ruled England ?

William the Corn-cutter!

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What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.