Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

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Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

How do you tell an astronaut where they're going?

Straight up.

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning