Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

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Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What do astronauts do to host a party?

They planet.

What do you call a donut that is out of this world?

Astronaut-----

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why do white girls always stay in groups of odd numbers?

Because they can't even...

Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.