Tour De France Jokes

Who won the first Tour de France?

The Panzer SS 1st Division

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What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!

Who won the Tour de France in 1940?

the Sixth German Panzer Division

Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

Who was the winner of the first Tour De France?

The Wehrmacht Tank division.

How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

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Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

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How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're on our sixth.

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the Sixth German Panzer Division

Who was the true winner of the 1940 Tour de France?

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Elixir

How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

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What grocery store does Charlie Sheen frequently visit?

Rite Aid

Why is Charlie Sheen always seen smiling?

Because he's so damn positive!

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What fetish does winners hate the most?

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Why was 110 afraid of 111?

Because 111 1000 1001

What's math?

people who give 110%