110 Jokes

How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

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Why was 110 afraid of 111?

Because 111 1000 1001

How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

What's math?

people who give 110%

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life?

He had no leg to stand on.

What did the dyslexic man do when life gave him lemons?

He made melon-ade

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

How many lawyer jokes are there?

3, and the rest are true stories.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What is the average Math teacher like?

Mean.

What's a feminists favourite type of math?

triggernometry

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

How can you tell that you're getting old?

You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

Tour De France Jokes More Tour De France Jokes

Who was the winner of the first Tour De France?

The Wehrmacht Tank division.

Who won the first Tour de France?

The Panzer SS 1st Division