110 Jokes

How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

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Why was 110 afraid of 111?

Because 111 1000 1001

How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

What's math?

people who give 110%

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Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

What's a feminists favourite type of math?

triggernometry

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

Whats a statisticians favourite S Club 7 song?

Reach For The **Stats**.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!

What the heck?

Who are those people up there "

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers?

You weed out the rest

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

Tour De France Jokes More Tour De France Jokes

How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

Who won the Tour de France in 1940?

the Sixth German Panzer Division