7th Jokes

Who was the true winner of the 1940 Tour de France?

The 7th German Panzer Division

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Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

What did Kurt Kobain have such a terrible time in 7th grade?

He was having a mid-life crisis.

What kind of people like Scottie's hair?

Chubby 7th grade girls!

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What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.

What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim..... I'll see myself out.

Host Jokes More Host Jokes

What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

Sleigh Jokes More Sleigh Jokes

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why does the little mermaid where sea shells?

Cause the B-shells were too small.

Why can't you take a shower with a pokemon?

Cause they'll Pikachu

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

Why do people make offensive jokes about inbreeding?

It's retarded.

Mid Life Crisis Jokes More Mid Life Crisis Jokes

Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown?

He was having his mid life crisis!

What did Kurt Kobain have such a terrible time in 7th grade?

He was having a mid-life crisis.

Reindeer Jokes More Reindeer Jokes

What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other?

Isaiah!

Which reindeer have the shortest legs?

The smallest ones.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What the hell was that?

What the hell was that What the hell was that " (Winning Scriptwriter Submission for Ghost Hunters)

Why hasn't Africa ever won Olympic gold in basketball?

Because Africa isn't a country.