7th Jokes

Who was the true winner of the 1940 Tour de France?

The 7th German Panzer Division

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Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

What did Kurt Kobain have such a terrible time in 7th grade?

He was having a mid-life crisis.

What kind of people like Scottie's hair?

Chubby 7th grade girls!

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What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

What did your husband say?

He said 'Thank you'. "

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

Why did people back in the day not accept left handed people?

Because it wasn't right. I'm sorry bye.

Tour De France Jokes More Tour De France Jokes

How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

Who won the Tour de France in 1940?

the Sixth German Panzer Division

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

Host Jokes More Host Jokes

What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.

Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

Panzer Jokes More Panzer Jokes

Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

Reindeer Jokes More Reindeer Jokes

What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it?

A Jolly Rancher.

How would you get four reindeer in a car?

Two in the front and two in the back! And how do you get four polar bears in a car Take the reindeer out first

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

Why was 5 afraid of 6?

Because 6 7 8! ...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6