How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

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What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser?

They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.

How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.

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What is a ghost pirate's favourite letter?

Boo! T

Who do blind kids boo at wrestling events?

John Cena.

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Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

How do you help a choking pig?

With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course

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Why are flowers the best test takers?

They have all of the anthers.

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !