How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick?

To the Dock

Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

How do you encourage a bartender?

That's the spirit!" How do you discourage a bartender Boos.

What is a ghost pirate's favourite letter?

Boo! T

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

Why do white girls help fight heartburn?

Because they're so basic.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

What do you call it when you accidentally drop a flower?

An oopsy daisy.