How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.

Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers

Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

Where did the ghost go shopping?

At the BOO-tique

Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!"

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

A: Tulips.

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !