What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift "

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Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

How about now?

Officer -Sir, get out of the car.

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What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

Why did Tim Cook fire an unpaid intern lately?

His name was Jack

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What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.