What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift "

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What type of car does a Loch ness monster Drive?

A nissan

What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep

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What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

Why did Jack get a restraining order?

Beanstalking.

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What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.