What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

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How did the man see her?

It was a bright sunny day.

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The knife just wasn't cutting it.

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Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

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What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

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What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

What's musical and useful at the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt Note: taken from one of those horrible "Joke of the Day" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever.