What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

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What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

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What did the surrealist butcher name his shop?

Salvador Deli

What was the blacksmith's slogan?

Shop here! You'll be Gladius you did!"

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What do catholic body builders lift?

Their guilt.

Who's there ! Cricket ! Cricket who ?

Cricket neck means I can't lift anything !

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How many months have 28 days in a leap year?

12 months not just february!

What's musical and useful at the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt Note: taken from one of those horrible "Joke of the Day" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever.