Who's There -Panther -Panther who?

Panther no pants, I'm going swimming!

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What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile

What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

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Who's There -Panther -Panther who?

Panther no pants, I'm going swimming!

What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.