Who's There -Panther -Panther who?

Panther no pants, I'm going swimming!

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What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?

An octopuss !

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

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What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

Who's There -Panther -Panther who?

Panther no pants, I'm going swimming!