How much of Canada has a person from Iqaluit seen?

Nunavut.

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When you do this, there are 4,111,093,0003.666 "humorists". 2/3rds of a person?

Really

What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

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What does Rob Schneider say when he visits Canada?

Yukon do it!

Why are there so few black hockey players?

Because there was no cotton in Canada.

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How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get?

Nunavut.

What do you say when a Canadian won't listen to you?

He'll have Nunavut