What do mice do when they're at home ?

Mousework !

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What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

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Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.