Why are skeletons so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

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Which shampoo is that?

My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!

Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

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How does a skeleton call her friends?

On a telebone.

What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!