Why are skeletons so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

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Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

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What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.