Why are skeletons so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

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Why are mosquitoes annoying?

Because they get under your skin.

Why are skeletons so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

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Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

How does a skeleton solve a problem?

With the bare-bones approach.