Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

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How do you hear a hormone?

Pay $100 for 30 minutes

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

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How does a skeleton solve a problem?

With the bare-bones approach.

Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ?

He had "No body " to go with.

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Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

Who is in cowboy films and is always broke?

Skint Eastwood.