Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

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Why are clothes so expensive?

I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

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What trees do skeletons like?

S*pine* trees!

Why is the ulna the second funniest bone in our skeleton?

It's near-humerus.

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Who is in cowboy films and is always broke?

Skint Eastwood.

Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.