Why are mosquitoes annoying?

Because they get under your skin.

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Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.