Why are mosquitoes annoying?

Because they get under your skin.

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Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

Who is tall, orange-skinned, blatantly racist, should not be a politician, and makes everyone groan whenever he appears on TV?

Jar Jar Binks

Which shampoo is that?

My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.