Why are mosquitoes annoying?

Because they get under your skin.

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Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

Who's skin is that?

Please step out of the vehicle sir."

What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.