Why are mosquitoes annoying?

Because they get under your skin.

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Why are Skeleton's so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

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How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

Why are mosquitoes annoying?

Because they get under your skin.