How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

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How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

What do you call a paralyzed clown with his tongue cut out?

BEST MIME EVER!

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Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?

We're both lawyers.

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

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What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"

What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...