How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

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What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What did one lawyer say to the other?

we are both lawyers."

Why does New York have all the lawyers while New Jersey got all the garbage dumps?

New Jersey got to pick first

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

Why did the rope get put in timeout?

Because he was very knotty.