Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

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Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.

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What do you call a group of trees?

A communitree

Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

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What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.