Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

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How awful do I look?

Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.

Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

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What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

How does a neckbeard greet a tree?

Good day, m'hogany'

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How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.

What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about?

Calculus