Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

How many mexicans do you need to screw a lightbulb?

Juan

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden?

All the trees have square roots.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What form of humor do Dentists find most offensive?

Plaqueface

Why did the donut go to the dentist?

To get a filling!