Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

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Villain Jokes More Villain Jokes

Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?

Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!

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Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ?

After a week he was spotless !

Robber Duck Jokes More Robber Duck Jokes

What do you call a thieving duck?

A robber duck....

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.