Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

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Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

How do you die by heroin?

When you are the villain

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What do you call a stolen yam?

A hot potato.

Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Why should you never trust soap?

It's an emulsive lyer.

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

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How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?

A little bear !

Robber Duck Jokes More Robber Duck Jokes

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

What do you call a thieving duck?

A robber duck....