Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

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What do Swedish people put in their coffee?

Artifical Swedeners

Why does coffee take so long to make in a purcolator?

Because it's not called a purconow.

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Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.