Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

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What do Swedish people put in their coffee?

Artifical Swedeners

How do you take your coffee?

How do you take your coffee? Ferguson Police Huh? Black, two shots.

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How do you die by heroin?

When you are the villain

How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?

Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!