Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What's a a magician's favorite kind of coffee?

100% abracadabra

Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.

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How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?

Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.