How do you die by heroin?

When you are the villain

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Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

What happens to a tapeworm after it dies?

It will be interred.

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Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

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What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!

How do you die by heroin?

When you are the villain