Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

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Who Wants to be a Millionaire Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend?

Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

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What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

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How can you tell when a Canadian is successful?

He dies in his LA home at 82.

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

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What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband?

You'll never be president, Jeb.

What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."