What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

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How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

What holds the moon up?

A: Moonbeams.

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What do you call 32 white people locked in a closet?

A captive Cherokee.

How do you confuse a complete idiot ?

32

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Why do Arabs wear thawbs?

Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

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How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster ?

Terrier-fied !