What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

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How many feminists does it take screw in a lightbulb?

One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.

How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

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What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room?

One full set of teeth.

How do you confuse a complete idiot ?

32

Zipper Jokes More Zipper Jokes

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper

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What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster ?

Terrier-fied !