How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster ?

Terrier-fied !

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What would a world without women feel like?

A pain in the arse.

Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

What do you call a Scottish parrot ?

A Macaw !

What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

How do you stop a monster from smelling?

Cut off his nose.

What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!