How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster ?

Terrier-fied !

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.

Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

What's the difference between a Scottish guy and Mick Jagger?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.